If he can’t lay this one stupid brick down, you ain’t never gonna have a house baby, and it’s cold outside.” “I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.” “If he’s not calling you, it’s because you are not on his mind.

If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn’t follow through on little things, he will do same for big things.

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Be aware of this and realize that he’s okay with disappointing you.” “If the guy you’re dating doesn’t seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start ‘figuring him out,’ please consider the glorious thought that he might just not be that into you.

And then free yourself to go find someone that is.” “If you bury the pain deep down it will stay with you indefinitely, but if you open yourself to it, experience it, and deal with it head-on, you’ll find it begins to move on after a while.” “I’m tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.” “It is in that moment, when you really lay down your cards and see the relationship for what it was, that you’ll find the freedom to kick it in the ass and let it go.” “Often the thought of pain is actually worse that the pain itself.” “One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason.” “Sometimes people change their minds, sometimes they meet someone else, sometimes they get sober, and sometimes he was just a jerk who you’re lucky to be rid of.” “The day you realize you don’t have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.” “The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction.

It can often be used by men or the women that love them to excuse the most unfriendly behavior.

Personally, when I’m picking friends, I like the ones who don’t make me cry myself to sleep.” “Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.” “Busy’ is another word for ‘asshole’.

‘Asshole’ is another word for the guy you’re dating.” “Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you.” “Don’t you want the guy who’ll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?

” “Here’s something else to think about: calling when you say you’re going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust.

Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.” ― Greg Behrendt, “There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.” ― Greg Behrendt, “We’re taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side, to be optimistic.

“If he’s not calling you, it’s because you are not on his mind.

If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside.” ― Greg Behrendt, “Let’s start with this statistic: You are delicious. But I truly believe that the only way you can find out that there’s something better out there is to first believe there’s something better out there. ” ― Greg Behrendt, “Don’t be flattered that he misses you. Remember, the only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.” ― Greg Behrendt, “You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve.

Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. Have faith.” ― Greg Behrendt, “But what I can do is paint you a picture of what you’ll never see when you’re with a guy who’s really into you: You’ll never see you staring maniacally at your phone, willing it to ring.

He won’t keep you guessing,because he’ll want to make sure you don’t get frustrated and go away.” ― Greg Behrendt, “We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not theone.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.” ― Greg Behrendt, “The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction.