As I work closely with actors Sean Patrick Flanery and Norman Reedus …

It was about am peeking in on a Sunday and I was on the 18th floor of this hotel in Nashville, Tennessee when I get a panicked call from Reedenstein telling me he’s been kidnapped.

But I guess I should back up to a couple hours earlier when there were about 14 people in my room and at least as many empty bottles of shit that would probably set your soul on fire.

Then, I decided I’d honor Michael Jackson’s memory with a fucking grade moonwalk back down the hallway straight to my door, until I finally dropped my key card back into my room door’s mechanism to hear it buzz, click, then unlock. and sure enough: At that point, my whole body relaxed from DEFCON-5 and was replaced with a Hungry Man portion of “Let’s fuck with Reedenstein” as I saw his polka dot right fucking on top of my polka dot!

I was right outside my room’s closed bathroom door, so I cover my mouth, and just whisper into the phone.

He is best known, however, for playing Connor Mac Manus in The Boondock Saints and Indiana Jones in The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles.

He had a brief role as the ascended being, Orlin, in the Stargate SG-1 episode "Ascension".

Then I turn the TV on, so there’s a bit of audio reinforcement for my DO NOT DISTURB sign (yeah, I know, I just don’t like people coming into my room unless it’s to put chocolate on the pillows… In a pinch it’ll give you a little polka dot for your location and another for your buddy…

and they move in real time, so you can even Marco Polo that shit down to the last FOOT as you close in. I’ve been here before, so I’m pretty sure I’ll find him before his captor does something devastating.

One thing I know, if this fucker so much as TOUCHES Reedus… I sprint down the hallway toward the elevator as I finally hear my door click shut behind me.